TESTYMcTESTY
Smells like AI.
Give Testy anything.
He’ll have an opinion.
Paste some text or chuck in a photo. No account. No dignity required.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
“Testy said there was a 96% chance I own batteries of uncertain charge. Absolute rubbish. They're in the kitchen drawer and some of them definitely work.
“It said I keep screws in an old margarine tub. Bollocks. It's a Flora tub.
“Apparently I've kept a piece of wood in my garage for 14 years because ‘it'll be useful’. Laugh all you like. It will.
“Testy said my boyfriend leaves one mouthful of orange juice so technically he didn't finish it. We've been together nine years. I'm reconsidering several things.
TESTY’S WORD OF THE DAY
TWATELLIGENCE
/noun/
The extraordinary confidence produced by knowing approximately 14% of what you’re talking about.
Commonly observed in LinkedIn comments, barbecues and family WhatsApp groups.
COMING SOON
Testy is coming to iPhone.
Soon you’ll be able to carry an unqualified judgement engine around in your pocket.
A SMALL PLAQUE OF ENORMOUS IMPORTANCE
Kylie & Brit
Two go-getters who invented Testy McTesty and everything he stands for: relentless testing, false details and the quiet belief that every system is guilty until proven otherwise.
They created him to make repetitive work marginally less soul-destroying. He repaid them by escaping onto the public internet and forming opinions about strangers.
ACCIDENTAL ENABLERS.